I think I wrote a few sentences on it a while back. It’s a bit cowardly with the premise - it breaks from the talk show gimmick when it’s convenient - but at least it tries to be novel.

There really shouldn’t be any thinkpieces about The Substance. It’s too obvious and cartoonish to matter. It’d be like writing a “here’s why we shouldn’t antagonize old gypsy women” thinkpiece after watching Drag Me to Hell.