His first kid died of SIDS then he had twins and triplets with one woman, then divorced her. He was after Amber Heard at one point (LOL) then he continued IVF’ing kids with this one woman while being with Grimes. He is leakier than Nick Cannon. What he’s been saying about the trans kid is “The woke mind virus killed my son.” I can’t imagine that being raised by him would be like anything short of being raised by a cold pathetic person who can’t relate to others.

He is currently trying to buy a big fat compound in Texas to house all of his women and children so they’ll be safe when America crumbles into rioting and looting and death.

Frank Zappa’s “we chose cheese” article from the 1981 liner notes to You Are What You Is is in my head at all times now.