I’d take Culver’s over these guys but God knows how much I’m going to be eating at either. Culver’s wins because it had that sourdough melt, the rest of the stuff I had from Culver’s was edible but sui generis. Beef-A-Roo had bacon cheeseburgers (the patty tasted kinda burnt, edible but not great), cheddar fries (actually crappy shoestring fries in a cup soaked with mediocre cheese sauce), grilled cheese sandwiches (too crunchy and burnt), chicken tenders (decent, but they’re, y’know, CHICKEN TENDERS, how do you get that wrong), beef-and-cheddar sandwiches (eghn)…I don’t feel like trying their milkshakes. Do you have Beef-A-Roo? I may have asked already. I joked that the name was a fail because it sounds like Beef-a-Reeno from Seinfeld which made the horse fart.

Black = Asian…uh, all I remember of that is someone claiming that the Indonesian gangster dude in The Act Of Killing looked like Nelson Mandela. He only does, a little.

I had a Filipina coworker who was old enough to remember Marcos and his wife and her shoe collection and she said kids in the Phillipines today barely know anything about those two, even with their son BONGBONG (yes, that’s his nickname!) as President. I used to jokingly sneer “HAIL DUTERTE!!!!” with her and she always laughed, which is amusing considering that Duterte really was pretty much just a shitty fuck of a man. As for his face I thought he looks pretty good for 80.

The FBI 10 Most Wanted list is actually changing after months of silence. Arnoldo Jiminez who killed his wife less than 24 hours after marrying her was caught (I think in Mexico) as was Donald Eugene Fields II, a fat middle aged redneck pig-dog. He was caught at a traffic stop in FLORIDA (durp!!) by a she-cop and the bodycam footage shows him taking off his shirt which was almost as disgusting as when the Jewish guy took off his robe on MadTV all those years ago and which prompted commenters to joke that the other nine most wanted fugitives were all hiding in his big drooping gut.
Alexis Flores, the child-killing illegal immigrant sicko who had been on there since fucking 2007 with only four mugshots of his ugly little Latin Elijah Wood face as proof of his existence, is gone. He was deported to Honduras (they found his DNA matched the crime scene later) whom we have no extradition treaty so we’re probably never going to catch him. He’s been moved to the “Fugitives” page next to Robert William Fisher who blew up his house and killed his family in Arizona, and Eugene Palmer who killed his daughter in law and who is like 95 years old but was never found. So much for justice!
New to the FBI 10 most wanted list is…a Canadian drug-runner guy named WEDDING (durp!) and two Latin cartel guys who could not possibly be in this country and who seem to have both the exact same name and face. There’s already two other cartel guys on there at least. This is getting boring, the 10 most wanted used to be superstars like bin Laden and Whitey Bulger and Andrew Cunanan.