I really blew the formatting in that list post.

Index > What prize does Joe get if I can even name 100 games I still like? > You like Brandish. Give me a ballsack.

Posted by Billdude (@billdude) on Oct. 30, 2024, 11:35 p.m.

I didn’t realize that putting an * after so many of those games would just cause the next game in the list to be italicized. Fuckin’....blah.

As for Brandish, no, you can’t have a ballsack, because I wouldn’t play any game that draws from the Atari 2600 E. T., which that game’s awkward control problems seem reminiscent of.

I hadn’t heard of it before, but the little side-bar texts on the front of SNES boxes always said something stupid with an exclamation point. “Unlock The Underworld!”…yeah, a bunch of dungeons that look like the stupid Hyrule Castle basement. No, no!!!!!