I’m going to see next time they bring nacho fries back if they’ll put some cantina chicken along with ground beef and three cheese blendy in a Doritos Locos taco, that’d really blow my gaskets brah.
When the fuck are they going to get birria? Don’t all these taco places know that birria is the best taco/quesadilla meat? How does Qdoba know this but Chipotle (who are technically better) doesn’t? What corporate suits are responsible for this fucking shit? GET ME WHAT I WANT, AND FAST, I’M AMERICAN

All I remember about Bathory is Mike DeFabio making fun of their lyrics (of course, the person Bathory is named after is perhaps the most evil woman who ever lived.) He said, “Thirdly, and I cannot stress this enough: Satan.”

Oh, the ten songs:

Beck - “Seventh Heaven” (seriously, does NOBODY like this as much as I did?)
The Toms - “I Did The Wrong Thing”
The Del-Vikings - “Come And Go With Me”
Queens Of The Stone Age - “First It Giveth”
The Tubes - “Love’s A Mystery (I Don’t Understand)”
The BoDeans - “Closer To Free” (I’m so sorry, I really am)
Guided By Voices - “7 Strokes To Heaven’s Edge”
The Church - “Paradox”
Aztec Camera - “We Could Send Letters”
Ralph Vaughan Williams - “The Lark Ascending”