So what, is “TetRis” supposed to be pronounced “Tet-ya-iss”? Probably not, but that’s even funnier than looking up clips of the original 1984 game and seeing that Alexey Pajitnov made a square block by fitting two { }’s together.

Heathen got good reviews at first, I swear! Starostin even gave it the once-coveted “Quintessential Album” tag, which is hilarious for Bowie anyway.

Rock Island isn’t worth the cardboard sleeve the song titles are printed on, if you paid $3 for that you paid $3,725,929 too much.