Posted by Billdude (@billdude) on July 24, 2024, 1:56 p.m.
(One star out of five)
This basement is full of idiots.
Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2007
If by alligator you mean shell-shocked bacon strip of a reptile writhing lazily in a puddle, then yes, of course. It would have been nice if the studio manager had gotten some protein shakes into these fellows before they started recording. Yawn et cetera. Gawd, I feel like I’m back in Latin 101, lorded over by Bobo the Inneffective, his voice a loutish baritone, hairs filling every orifice and pore, forehead slathered in sweat, brow hairs pointing downward in an accusatory manner.
Let me ask you a question: Do you like the idea of that guy who does the annoying voiceovers for car commercials fronting a band making music with what sound like Tonka toys? Matt Berninger makes the dude from Crash Test Dumbasses sound like the Velvet Frog. Is that McBrianEno wheezing in the background? Ben & Jerry hang-gliding and popping horse tranks, colostomy bags flapping in the breeze like hyperactive moths bathed in bulbs.