“a creamy, cherry-vanilla blend”
“salty, savory Spam”
“sweet, fruity strawberry flavor”

I think this is the thing that most makes AI sound fake. Two adjectives and a comma.

I think I’d be willing to try that Rock & Rye flavor if I ever saw it. Most other flavors looked like glorified store-brand flavors, probably one or two of which I’ve ever liked in my entire life.

I had to look up the official Kansas food to even know what it was, apparently it’s barbecue. Okay, yes, KC is known for its barbecue, I should have guessed that. But that’s a city we share with Missouri. I thought for a second that toasted ravioli was a Kansas City thing but no it’s St. Louis (“t-ravs”). Should’ve known that, too.
I’ve never heard of a specific Kansas-themed mac & cheese.