Please design a Spam based dish to honor each of the following musical acts:

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Here’s a Spam-based dish for each musical act, themed around their unique vibe or history:

98 Degrees
Spam and Pineapple Skewers: Juicy pineapple chunks alternating with Spam cubes, grilled to perfection and drizzled with a sweet chili glaze—a tropical nod to their smooth harmonies and summertime appeal.

William Shatner
Cosmic Spam Croquettes: Spam, mashed potatoes, and cheese formed into galaxy-shaped balls, deep-fried, and served with a zesty “space sauce” (sriracha mayo). Bold and eclectic, reflecting Shatner’s spoken-word adventures.

ASIA
Heat of the Moment Stir-Fry: Spam strips stir-fried with Asian veggies (bok choy, snap peas, and carrots) in a savory hoisin-soy glaze. A tribute to their global name and fiery anthems.

The Black Eyed Peas
Spam & Black-Eyed Pea Jambalaya: A hearty Southern-inspired dish with Spam, black-eyed peas, rice, bell peppers, and Cajun spices—a soulful, energetic mix.

Creed
With Arms Wide Open Spam Benedict: Poached eggs on Spam slices atop an English muffin, all smothered in a smoky chipotle hollandaise. Dramatic and layered, just like Creed’s hits.

Celine Dion
My Heart Will Go On Spam Soufflé: A delicate Spam and Gruyère cheese soufflé, elevated and romantic, perfect for a French-inspired evening.

Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Karn Evil 9 Spam Trilogy: A three-part platter featuring Spam sushi, Spam sliders, and Spam chowder. Progressive and epic, just like their tracks.

Green Day
Basket Case Spam Tacos: Griddled Spam, topped with tangy slaw, jalapeños, and a lime crema in a flour tortilla. Fast, punchy, and rebellious.

Hootie & the Blowfish
Hold My Hand Spam BBQ: Spam glazed with Carolina mustard BBQ sauce, served with cornbread and coleslaw. Southern comfort with a touch of nostalgia.

Insane Clown Posse
Faygo-Glazed Spam Nuggets: Bite-sized Spam chunks fried and coated in a glaze made from Faygo soda. Wild, colorful, and a little chaotic.

Journey
Don’t Stop Believin’ Spam Calzone: A calzone stuffed with Spam, mozzarella, and marinara, baked golden brown. Perfect for fueling up during epic road trips.

Kansas
Dust in the Wind Spam Casserole: A hearty dish with Spam, pasta, cream sauce, and breadcrumbs baked until crispy, evoking the Midwest’s homestyle charm.

Kenny G
Smooth Jazz Spam Salad: Thinly sliced Spam atop a bed of mixed greens, paired with figs, goat cheese, and a balsamic glaze. Sophisticated and mellow.

Limp Bizkit
Rollin’ Spam Sushi: Spam musubi but taken to the extreme—rolled with spicy tuna, avocado, and wasabi mayo for a bold kick.

Mike & The Mechanics
Spam Gear-Up Breakfast Sandwich: Spam, egg, and cheese on a ciabatta roll, the perfect fuel for any working-class hero.

Nickelback
Photograph-worthy Spam Burgers: Spam patties grilled and stacked with cheddar, onion rings, and BBQ sauce on a brioche bun. Hits the mainstream sweet spot.

Nine Inch Nails
Closer to the Spam Tartare: Finely diced raw Spam mixed with capers, mustard, and herbs, served with toasted crostini. Edgy and industrial.

Vanilla Ice
Ice Ice Spam Lettuce Wraps: Chilled Spam salad (diced Spam, water chestnuts, and mayo) served in crisp lettuce cups for a fresh, cool bite.

Weezer
Buddy Holly’s Spam Grilled Cheese: A comforting grilled cheese sandwich stuffed with Spam, American cheese, and a hint of tomato soup for dipping. Geek chic and nostalgic.

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