“Putting Icyhot on the toilet” reminds me of sneaking onto ftp.spies.com to read The School Stopper’s Textbook in high school.

Have you read the School Stopper’s Textbook, Tabernacles?

https://github.com/AntiSchooling/The-School-Stoppers-Textbook/blob/master/The%20School%20Stoppers%20Textbook.txt