Silly opinion – “Slowboat” might be my favorite song by Sparks. Not necessarily my favorite Sparks song.

Elon Musk probably is my second least-favorite person after the Once and Future (inshallah) President Donald J. Trump. He’s really making people on the spectrum look bad. I’ve never been on Twitter (white lie, I have an account I texted into the radio station with in like 2015 but I never used it for anything else) but X is agonizingly slowly collapsing on itself as one man is more and more radicalized by the redpill tweets directed to him by his own algorithm. The monster destroying its creator.

Seriously, what is the difference between Baby Ruths and Snickers? I think of them as totally separate candies, probably just because of the packaging. I recently realized that Oreos aren’t the only cookies-and-creme confectionery. Ice cream sandwiches are basically the same thing.