It’s a new day at Meta, at least:

I say Meta because it’s more than Facebook. I heard someone calling Instagram “eye gee” in real life. Do people actually say that broadly? It doesn’t save any time (“eye gee” is a spondee, “Instagram” is a dactyl, so they take about the same amount of time), it just makes you sound like a retard and a pussy. It sounds like something Studer would say.

Hey BD, you love acronyms on Babble, though you’re getting better about that (Actually Smart Summon, the Texas Institute for Technology and Science, Tesla Models S, 3, X, and Y; and the Department of Government Efficiency might have something to do with that, I pray. What a fucking dork. Mr. Clyde, I mean). Do you say strings of letters IRL? (“Eye are ell”).