There was a debate on Reddit yesterday that asked the question ‘what’s the biggest waste of money in history’ and Meta was right there next to Scotland’s “Darien Scheme” in the 1690s, which led to some interesting reading as I’d never looked up the Darien Scheme, despite hearing the term “New Caledonia” thrown around so much in my life.

I am definitely a retard (autism/OCD) and a pussy (cried when pounded in 5th grade) but no I don’t speak in Internet acronyms in real life. Not ever, to my knowledge.

Calling me “Studer” is a Norville move. You are TABERNACLES E. TOWNSFOLK and you DIED OF A DRUG OVERDOSE 18 YEARS AGO and people POINTED AND LAUGHED AT YOU because HUMANITY IS HATEFUL AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT QUIT BEING A PUSSY AND GO RUN SOME LAPS. Real men take jiu-jitsu and MMA, like Mark Zuckerberg, who obviously is not going through a divorce with his hot Asian wife right now and trying to “man up” in public.