I don’t think anyone remembered the Metaverse enough for people to be able to forget it to begin with. And good lord, what a 90s vision of the future–like something Neal Stephenson cooked up for Snow Crash. Reminds me of when Shenmue was being hyped as the best video game ever made.

Do you think Jesse Eisenberg wakes up in the middle of the night and realizes that the performance that made him an A-lister in the first place was completely wrong and fictional? The Social Network was FIFTEEN years ago and portrayed Zuck as a fast talking hyperintellectual con man, the smartest guy in the room. And he’s a fucking pod person every time he’s interviewed.