I knew there would be a "Cujo" remake someday

Posted by Billdude (@billdude) on March 18, 2025, 10:29 p.m.

but I didn’t know Darren Aro-fucking-nofsky would be trying to direct it:

http://movieweb.com/darren-aronofsky-stephen-king-cujo-netflix-adaptation/

I have no idea how good this will be. Perhaps Aronofsky could make the movie in about five days with blood dripping out of his nose from snorting piles and piles of cocaine to Method-recreate King’s condition back then?

Slap a grilled cheese sandwich on the grill in his honor - Mod Lang March 21 9:39 PM
- Goodbye Kitty - Mod Lang March 22 11:27 AM
  - Embarrassing admission - Billdude March 22 8:50 PM
    - She's responsible for one of my favorite SNL jokes - Norville March 24 9:08 AM
      - Re: She's responsible for one of my favorite SNL jokes - Billdude March 24 8:03 PM
        It doesn't work - Norville March 26 4:41 AM
        Re: It doesn't work - Billdude March 26 5:34 PM
    - Weirdly, I specifically remember both the Dukakis/Bush election (at least insofar as that it was taking place and what the candidates names were) - Joe March 22 9:41 PM
      - Re: Weirdly, I specifically remember both the Dukakis/Bush election (at least insofar as that it was taking place and what the candidates names were) - Billdude March 23 9:04 PM
        Re: Re: Weirdly, I specifically remember both the Dukakis/Bush election (at least insofar as that it was taking place and what the candidates names were) - Joe March 24 6:30 AM
        Re: Re: Re: Weirdly, I specifically remember both the Dukakis/Bush election (at least insofar as that it was taking place and what the candidates names were) - Billdude March 24 8:19 PM
        Dumbo is one of my favorite Disney movies. - Joe March 24 8:54 PM
        
        Re: Re: Weirdly, I specifically remember both the Dukakis/Bush election (at least insofar as that it was taking place and what the candidates names were) - Tabernacles E. Townsfolk March 23 10:25 PM
        Re: Re: Re: Weirdly, I specifically remember both the Dukakis/Bush election (at least insofar as that it was taking place and what the candidates names were) - Billdude March 24 8:18 PM
  - We have to execute the man responsible for this (nt) - Norville March 22 7:51 PM
If they had real balls they'd do a remake of White Dog - Mod Lang March 19 11:32 PM
- It was remade two years ago. - Joe March 20 12:46 PM
  - Not even released in the U.S. - Mod Lang March 20 7:35 PM
    - I realize that this movie is actually insignificant but - Joe March 20 8:19 PM
      - I have vague memories of seeing it on cable in the 80s or 90s - Mod Lang March 20 8:24 PM
        The 1981 "release" was very short and only in a handful of theaters. - Joe March 20 10:15 PM
        Big Black's "Seth" is about that same subject - Billdude March 20 10:36 PM
I honestly didn't expect them to announce a Starship Troopers remake that will "go back to the source material" in this political climate. - Joe March 19 4:19 PM